ALICE - Daddy, how do they make chicken?
DADDY - Well, chicken is a bird. We don't really make chickens like we do bread...
ALICE - (yelling) BUT DADDY, WE CAN'T EAT BIRDS!!!! THEY'LL DIE AND GET KILLED!!!
DADDY - Well, we eat a lot of meat, and all meat used to be an animal and...
ALICE - BUT DADDY, THEY'LL DIE!!!
DADDY - The animals we eat are made to be eaten. We need to eat meat to make us healthy.
ALICE - Well I don't want to eat a bird.
Oy vey. Where the heck did that come from?!
5 comments:
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
so much for going out and being able to count on them having chicken nuggets.
The real question is did she finish the chicken?
She wasn't even eating chicken, she was eating chocolate chip pancakes. Only Becky and I had chicken...
Sometimes I log in just to read the labels. Fried gold, I tell ya!
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