Scene 2
MOMMY is at the table getting ready to chop and onion for dinner.
ALICE: Mommy, are those onions making you cry?
MOMMY: No, not yet, but as soon as I cut them they will.
ALICE: Maybe you need a Slap Chop. It will make it so you don't cry.
insert hysterical laughter
ALICE: They have a thing for cheeeeeze too.
ALICE exits stage left, muttering to herself about what The Slap Chop has to offer.
Please enjoy the commercial remix that Freddy is so fond of.
And in other news - Alice had pooping on the potty success today! Hopefully she keeps it up; I'm not going to lie, I don't have my hopes up very high!
