Aged: almost 4, and 17 months
Names: Alice and Isabel
Will trash your home for you in less than an hour. One speaks pretty
good English, the other mostly swine as she's quite the squealer.
Guarenteed not to listen to a word you say and to give you a headache
with their protests. Unfortunately only one is housebroken.
Please call at 555-ineedadrink if interested.
